It's lentil season, apparently, and you KNOW what that means - it means all prayers to God are answered quickly and efficiently, as this young lady makes clear:

Ringing in the New Year, here's a story that pretty much sums up Florida entirely.

Right below that story is this one about a guy being put in critical condition from trying to steal $3 worth of copper wire. The epic-Florida thing about it? Another man had tried doing so earlier and had died.

eta: Also this. A 15 year old guy and his 11 year ( Read more... )

I've been gone for a while from this lj, except to make brief emo notes. While that may or may not continue, I hope that this gift will atone. It's a whopper of stupid. It's so fucking insane I'd think it was a parody or a POE if it hadn't come from an established group of idiots. So here goes ( Read more... )

Loser can't get a gf, so he shoots up a gym room full of women and kills some of them, then becomes a noble An Hero. A "pick-up artist" (a man who preys on lonely men like a vampire) says, "Well, no wonder, dudes can't get laid, they're bound to act out, buy my book!" Of course, this doofus already had one of these schmucks. There's some fine ( Read more... )

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CT cops are investigating that most dangerous of terrorist cells - the GREEN PARTY!

Did you ever look at Da Vinci's Mona Lisa and thought, "Nice, but I wonder what her tits look like"? Me too!!! And apparently, so did Da Vinci.

Leonardo da Vinci, in a Renaissance version of Mad Magazine, may have painted his famous Mona Lisa in a number of ways, including nude. Now, a painting has surfaced that looks much like the original, ( Read more... )

Idiot statists and bearers of the authoritarianism disease want to regulate Craigslist because of an idiot who picked up a woman from Craigslist and murdered her. After all, no-one wants to say that this guy is a, I dunno, murderer and responsible for his own activities, not an Internet website where he met people. This is sort of like saying ( Read more... )

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Seriously. What the hell kind of snakes would want to get onto a plane that doesn't run on the weekend?

Children love to use crayons and colouring books. Toy marketers and tv marketers, have both used these to promote their products. There's even colour books for gangsta rappers, metal fans (\m/ UP THE IRONS \m/), devil babes and even ( Read more... )

Also, I am scared. I saw someone bearing a sign today that was so stupid that all I could think was, "Christ, you're a fucking leftard ( Read more... )